
The Angel Experiment | School's Out - Forever | Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports | The Final Warning | MAX | FANG | ANGEL | Nevermore | Maximum Ride Forever Max ride final flight 5 cover.png|Issue #5|link=Max Ride: Final Flight (5) STL027154.jpg|Issue #4|link=Max Ride: Final Flight (4) Max ride final flight 3.jpg|Issue #3|link=Max Ride: Final Flight (3)

Max ride final flight 2.jpg|Issue #2|link=Max Ride: Final Flight (2) We shared the same "father," Jeb Batchelder, and you can believe those quotes around "father.MAXRIDEFINALFLIGHT CVR FINAL.jpg|Issue #1|link=Max Ride: Final Flight (1) And when you just found out that the person was your biological half brother, right before he died, it adds a whole new level of pain.Īri. When you did know the person, well, let's just say it's much worse than broken ribs. Even if you didn't know the person, it's still totally sad. Okay, it doesn't take a genius to figure out that funerals suck. The scene in which Max testifies before a Congressional Committee about global warming, because she has, you know, been to Antarctica, so she's an expert, is so ludicrous that at least you might get a chuckle out of it, especially when she dramatically tosses aside her notes to speak from the heart and awes the crowd (now where have you seen that before?). Making it worse is that he has a lot to say about global warming, all of it trite, didactic, and obvious (Evil Corporations! Pollution is bad! We'd better do something soon!). Patterson clearly has nothing left to say, at least about these characters, and is just cynically cranking out books because he knows fans of the series, which at least used to be fun, will buy them anyway. Gazzy can now fart a noxious green cloud - how's that for pandering? Reading this one might reasonably assume that the author doesn't have much respect for his audience's intelligence. Periodically one of the flock randomly develops a new power which is then not used at all in the plot.

Most of the book is about traveling to Antarctica for no discernible reason. Interspersed chapters of Fang responding to inane postings on his website (there's a reason nobody's rushing to publish books of blog comments). Nine chapters of Angel wandering off to pet a penguin and getting stuck in a crevasse.

Not here - and it's painful to watch the author struggling to fill up the pages when he is out of ideas. All books are written to make money, and there's nothing wrong with that - authors and publishers have livings to make, just like anyone else - but usually, absent true artistic inspiration, an effort is made at least to disguise that crass reality. If this is the best Patterson can do, it's past time for this series to end.
